Stay updated on the latest ideas for family fun by following us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest. Visit our Father’s Day page for even more fun ideas for the special dad or grandpa in your life. So feel free to use this free printable of Best Dad Jokes as funny notes for your child’s (or husband’s) lunch, as part of a DIY Father’s Day gift basket, or even memorize a few to embarrass your kids when you’re carpooling their friends around to sports practice.ĭo you have a great dad joke? Let us know in the comments below – we can never have too many! See what I mean? These are so lame that they’re funny. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. Some of these are quite clever while others are so lame that you just can’t help but laugh. Ha! If you have some dad joke fans at home (or a dad in need of some new material for his comedy act), we’ve created this free printable of Best Dad Jokes. Give him a few more years and he’ll be rolling his eyes with the rest of us. It’s better not to encourage him though or I’ll be listening to punny jokes all day long.Īlthough the 3 older boys (13, 15 & 17) and I roll our eyes at his jokes, my 7 year old howls with laughter. Seriously – he seems to come up with new ones daily! I’ll never admit this to him but most are quite funny. You must commit to the perfect delivery, but if you get it right, you’ll win over your kids, your friends and even gain the admiration of your father.It’s quite possible that my boyfriend is the king of lame dad jokes. However, Dad jokes are not for the faint of heart.
The world is a brighter place with this cheesy, lame, and eye-rolling kind of humour. OMG, so many LOL’s! Seriously, there’s nothing quite like a Dad joke. I tried to change my password to “beefstew1”… What’s the best Christmas present you can get someone? What did the nut say when he was running down the road? The food is great but there’s no atmosphere. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? What did the grape say when it was crushed? I should have cooked it at aloha temperature. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?ĭid you hear the rumour going around about butter? Without further ado, here are some of the most cringe-worthy, gut-busting, hilarious Dad jokes… EVER! Too lame for some and not lame enough for others, Dad jokes will always be in the arsenal of people with a bright wit and an I-don’t-care-if-you-judge-me attitude. From “This eye pun cannot get any cornea” to “When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble”, Dad jokes have a way of perking up the unperkable.
I guess you could say I’m a faux pas (ba dum tss). Today we told her we should go get some lunch. My 3 year old daughter recently began to ask questions about everything - before she just went on with our routine. I tell Dad jokes all the time, and I don’t have any kids. My first lame dad joke, I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed. That’s the beauty of this timeless craft. The best thing is, you don’t even have to be a father to make Dad jokes. Dad jokes are the pun-tastic play on words that involve the kind of finesse that only comes from years of delivering jokes to an unsympathetic audience. You may cringe, wish to bang your head against a wall, or projectile vomit when you hear a terrible Dad joke, but it seems that Dad jokes are here to stay.
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